tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-362435752012-01-30T02:23:52.550+08:00Cellphone jokes for Filipinos.ewancoonoreply@blogger.comBlogger601100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-16304780913866736822010-11-26T08:38:00.000+08:002010-11-26T11:47:25.656+08:00<table width="650" align="center" style="font-size: 14px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tr id="topshadow"> <td height="10" width="10" background="https://www.dropbox.com/static/images/emails/shadow_tl.gif" bgcolor="#ffffff"></td> <td height="10" background="https://www.dropbox.com/static/images/emails/shadow_top.gif" bgcolor="#ffffff"> </td> <td height="10" width="10" background="https://www.dropbox.com/static/images/emails/shadow_tr.gif" bgcolor="#ffffff"> </td> </tr> <tr id="header"> <td width="10" background="https://www.dropbox.com/static/images/emails/shadow_left.gif" bgcolor="#ffffff" rowspan="2"></td> <td height="102" background="https://www.dropbox.com/static/images/emails/header_bg.gif" bgcolor="#e6f1fb" align="center"> <table width="95%"><tr><td align="left"><img src="https://www.dropbox.com/static/images/emails/email_logo.gif" /></td></tr></table> </td> <td width="10" background="https://www.dropbox.com/static/images/emails/shadow_right.gif" bgcolor="#ffffff" rowspan="2"> </td> </tr> <tr id="content"> <td bgcolor="#f4faff" align="center"> <table width="95%" cellpadding="30"> <tr> <td align="left"> <font face="Lucida Grande, Segoe UI, Arial, Verdana, Lucida Sans Unicode, Tahoma, Sans Serif"> Alvin Gamboa wants you to use Dropbox to sync and share files online and across computers.<br/><br/> <a href="http://www.dropbox.com/link/20.G6Da8xC1al/NjQ4NTQ5MDk3Nw?src=referrals_bulk">Get started here.</a><br/><br/> - The Dropbox Team<br/> </font> </td> </tr> </table> </td> </tr> <tr id="bottomshadow"> <td height="10" width="10" background="https://www.dropbox.com/static/images/emails/shadow_bl.gif" bgcolor="#ffffff"></td> <td height="10" background="https://www.dropbox.com/static/images/emails/shadow_bottom.gif" bgcolor="#ffffff"> </td> <td height="10" width="10" background="https://www.dropbox.com/static/images/emails/shadow_br.gif" bgcolor="#ffffff"> </td> </tr> <tr id="copyright"> <td></td> <td> <table style="width: 100%;"> <tr> <td style="font-size: 11px; color: #909090; padding-left: 45px;"> To stop receiving invites from Dropbox, click <a href="http://www.dropbox.com/bl/ebd4416cebe0/ewancoo.txtjokes%40blogger.com">here</a> </td> <td style="text-align: right; width: 120px;"> <img src="https://www.dropbox.com/static/images/emails/gray_logo.gif" alt="" align="absmiddle"/> <span style="font-size: 12px; color: #888;">&copy;&nbsp;2010&nbsp;Dropbox</span> </td> </tr> </table> </td> <td></td> </tr> </table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-1630478091386673682?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-10809093724107445512007-03-19T21:06:00.000+08:002007-03-19T21:07:05.848+08:00couple talking:<br /> wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.<br /> husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?<br /> wife : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.<br /> husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?<br /><br />umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay.<br /> tinanong niya wife niya kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.<br /><br />wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake ako ng cake.<br /> husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?<br /> wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-1080909372410744551?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-35378571639288160712007-03-19T21:05:00.000+08:002007-03-19T21:06:02.466+08:00gf : hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? hindi na ako virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa!<br />bf : ano? isa lang ah?!<br />gf : bakit, hindi na ba natin uulitin mamaya?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-3537857163928816071?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-74626126676220298522007-03-19T21:00:00.000+08:002007-03-19T21:04:12.987+08:00Street Vendor: "bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito! pag namuti, white gold! pag huminto stopwatch!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-7462612667622029852?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-15175605709505598242007-03-12T01:09:00.000+08:002007-03-12T01:10:12.564+08:00<span class="mediumtxt">Husband: hon, forgive me! naki pag sex ako kay mare for 500 pesos!<br />Wife: ano! walanghiya ka! nagbayad ka pa! si pare nga libre lang sa akin.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-1517560570950559824?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-68484099288997948362007-03-12T01:07:00.000+08:002007-03-12T01:09:25.697+08:00<span class="mediumtxt">Hus: hon malapit nako, mtgal k p b? Wyf:hintyin mo nako, malapit na rin ako. Hus:yan na lalabas naaaah. Wyf:walanghiya ka, bat sa labas k tumae? Hus:tagal mo kasi sa cr.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-6848409928899794836?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-90157430714469847272007-03-12T01:06:00.002+08:002007-03-12T01:07:21.914+08:00<span class="mediumtxt">MR: Labs, bakit ka umiiyak?<br />MRS: Nagseselos kasi ako sa bagong cellphone mo.<br />MR: Bakit naman?<br />MRS: Kasi may ibang libangan na ang daliri mo.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-9015743071446984727?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-48950007754698900782007-03-12T01:06:00.001+08:002007-03-12T01:06:36.110+08:00<span class="mediumtxt">WIFE: Labs, kain na. I'm ready.<br />HUSBAND: Busog pa ako eh.<br />WIFE: Hindi food ibig kong sabihen. Yung aken.<br />HUSBAND: Kaya nga, busog pa ko. Birthday ng secretary ko, Nagpakain siya kanina.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-4895000775469890078?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-9395739165086839362007-03-12T01:05:00.000+08:002007-03-12T01:06:00.700+08:00<span class="mediumtxt">Wyf: Alam mo pagkatapos kong maglaba naalala kita.<br /><br />Husband: Bakit?<br /><br />Wyf: Pagkapos kong mamalantsa, naalala kita. Pagkatapos kong magluto, naalala pa rin kita. Hudas ka! Dapat, ikaw ang gumagawa nito, eh.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-939573916508683936?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-61358389441561824872007-03-12T01:04:00.000+08:002007-03-12T01:05:11.081+08:00<span class="mediumtxt">Lolo bagong kasal sa sexy… Sexy: Ano honey kaya mo ba? Lolo: raises five fingers Sexy: lima? Kaya mo pa limang beses? Lolo: hindi, pili ka alin daliri!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-6135838944156182487?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-76695791166255217102007-03-12T01:02:00.000+08:002007-03-12T01:03:25.803+08:00<span class="mediumtxt">MISTER: ano ang pagkain natin?<br /><br /> MISIS: nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili!<br /><br /> MISTER: isang pirasong tuyo?ano pagpipilian ko?<br /><br /> MISIS: pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-7669579116625521710?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-2133441098795892852007-03-12T01:01:00.000+08:002007-03-12T01:02:07.174+08:00<span class="mediumtxt">NANAY: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang<br /> bilangin?<br /> ANAK: Mas bobo si tatay nay,kasi narinig ko minsan<br /> sabi, "tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko."</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-213344109879589285?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-66565365705754401242007-03-12T00:58:00.000+08:002007-03-12T01:00:10.924+08:00<span class="mediumtxt">Erap went to star bucks, <br /><br />Erap: isang kape nga!<br /><br />Waiter: sir, decaf po ba?<br /><br />Erap (mad): aba syempre, alangan naman de plato!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-6656536570575440124?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-77974301754702687062007-03-12T00:57:00.000+08:002007-03-12T00:58:03.690+08:00<span class="mediumtxt">GIRL:mag-69 tayo dear !<br />BOY:pano yun?<br />GIRL:ganito lang...<br />(pmwesto n cla at bglang nautot ang girl ng 4 times):<br />BOY:ayoko na!DI KO N KYA UNG NATITIRANG 65</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-7797430175470268706?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-68208212244993352462007-03-12T00:56:00.000+08:002007-03-12T00:57:28.227+08:00<span class="mediumtxt">How is sex related to MATH? – you ADD to persons PLUS a bed, MINUS the clothes, DIVIDE the legs, MULTIPLY the pumps, SET the average rhythm &amp; the SUM is satis-FUCK-tion!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-6820821224499335246?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-26235962224479829482007-03-12T00:54:00.000+08:002007-03-12T00:55:26.210+08:00<span class="mediumtxt">Erap: may magsui-suicide sa tv. bet you di siya tatalon. <br /><br />Loi: sige.<br /><br />Erap: ay tumalon. talo ako.<br /><br />Loi: kita ko na kasi yan sa news kanina.<br /><br />Erap: ako rin kita ko, pero di ko akalain tatalon siya uli.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-2623596222447982948?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-26558036594757685992007-03-08T09:45:00.000+08:002007-03-09T23:09:25.936+08:00Isang Araw May Tatlong Daga Na Nagyayabangan<br /><br />Unang Daga:Tignan Nyo Kakain ako ng Keso na May Rat Killer<br /><br />Pangalawang Daga:Kakain ako ng Keso na nasa MOUSE TRAP<br /><br />Pangatlong Daga:Tignan nyo MangRereyp Ako ng Pusa<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-2655803659475768599?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>demoneyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11151030249477343209noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-26886482353296239002007-03-04T14:55:00.001+08:002007-03-12T00:42:07.460+08:00Dad: anak, bili mo ko softdrinks<br /><br />Anak: coke o pepsi?<br /><br />Dad: coke<br /><br />Anak: Diet or regular?<br /><br />Dad: regular<br /><br />Anak: bote o can?<br /><br />Dad: bote<br /><br />Anak: 8oz o litro?<br /><br />Dad: PUNYETA! tubig na lang!<br /><br />Anak: natural o mineral?<br /><br />Dad: mineral<br /><br />Anak: malamig o hindi?<br /><br />Dad: hampasin kaya kita ng walis!<br /><br />Anak: tambo o tingting?<br /><br />Dad: animal ka!<br /><br />Anak: baka o baboy?<br /><br />Dad: layas!<br /><br />Anak: ngayon o bukas?<br /><br />Dad: ngayon na!<br /><br />Anak: hatid mo ko o hindi?<br /><br />Dad: patayin kaya kita!<br /><br />Anak: sasaksakin mo o babarilin?<br /><br />Dad: babarilin!<br /><br />Anak: Sa ulo o tyan?<br /><br />Dad: peste!<br /><br />Anak: ipis o daga?<br /><br />Dad: ngee!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-2688648235329623900?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-35971049831245627012007-03-04T14:54:00.002+08:002007-03-12T00:42:21.982+08:00ALE: Doc, meron po akong brownish discharge. Parang na-infect.<br /><br />Doc: Gaano kadalas ka mag sex?<br /><br />ALE: Once a year po.<br /><br />Doc: hindi infection yan. KALAWANG yan!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-3597104983124562701?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-50506992352050687032007-03-04T14:54:00.001+08:002007-03-12T00:42:36.228+08:00Quote of the day:<br /><br />Virginity is not really dignity ... It's simple lack of opportunity! hehe<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-5050699235205068703?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-23080827695367792012007-03-04T14:53:00.002+08:002007-03-12T00:41:52.193+08:00Mommy centipede: Hoy makupad! Kanina pa kita inuutusang bumili ng suka, nde ka pa rin nakakaalis?<br /><br />Baby centipede: Haller, nay! ... Nag-tsitsinelas pa kaya ako! Excited?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-2308082769536779201?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-54939439363013523902007-03-04T14:53:00.001+08:002007-03-12T00:43:10.335+08:00A naked girl ride on a taxi.<br /><br />"Bakit?", the girl asked the driver, nakatitig sa katawan nya. "Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?"<br /><br />Driver: "Nde miss! iniisip ko lang ... kung saan nakatago pamasahe mo!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-5493943936301352390?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-63885487686688504922007-03-04T14:52:00.004+08:002007-03-12T00:43:33.152+08:00Common Filipino Mistakes:<br /><br />1. "ale, pabiling colgate, yung closeup"<br /> - adik ka sa toothpaste?<br /><br />2. "sarado mo pinto! lalabas ang aircon"<br /> - sosyal, may paa?<br /><br />3. "yaya, salubungin mo ang skul bus ni junior"<br /> - tama yan! pasagasaan mo!<br /><br />4. "anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan ha"<br /> - patayin din si junior!<br /><br />5. "tinuka ako ng ahas!"<br /> - manok ba ito? may tuka?!<br /><br />6. "may tonsil ako"<br /> - kami rin :p<br /><br />7. "may candy ako, ayaw mo?"<br /> - offer ba yan?<br /><br />8. "tulog ka na?"<br /> - malaman mo pa kaya kung oo?<br /><br />9. "lowbat ako eh"<br /> - de baterya ka rin?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-6388548768668850492?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-61661147187016248272007-03-04T14:52:00.003+08:002007-03-12T00:43:52.088+08:00Juan: Pre, nong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kami kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nagku-kutsara na.<br /><br />Pedro: Bakit baliktad?!<br /><br />Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw pre!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-6166114718701624827?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-39994377205180805992007-03-04T14:52:00.001+08:002007-03-12T00:44:17.918+08:00Erap: pare akyat ka sa puno pisilin mo kung hinog na.<br /><br />FVR: (umakyat, pinisil ang bunga) hinog na pare!<br /><br />Erap: sige, baba ka na. sungkitin natin!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-3999437720518080599?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-45484802962840387282007-03-04T14:51:00.003+08:002007-03-12T00:44:45.545+08:00Top 10 txt na mahirap replyan:<br /><br />10. Ganun ba<br /><br />9. Oo nga...<br /><br />8. Ah...<br /><br />7. Ngek!<br /><br />6. K!<br /><br />5. K lng.<br /><br />4. Haha.<br /><br />3. Cge.<br /><br />2. Yup.<br /><br />at higit sa lahat,<br /><br />1. u<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-4548480296284038728?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-80910147064307801792007-03-04T14:51:00.001+08:002007-03-12T00:45:05.445+08:00Farmer ordered a milking machine. Tried it on his penis and had a wonderful orgasm but can't remove it. He read the manual and fainted. "AUTO RELEASE AFTER 10 LITERS".<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-8091014706430780179?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-70439486141035538542007-03-04T14:50:00.001+08:002007-03-12T00:45:26.657+08:00Konserbatibong bagong kasal sa kanila honeymoon:<br /><br />Lalaki: Darling, ok lang bang pasukin ko ang di pa napapasok ng iba?<br /><br />Babae: Darling, di kaya ako mabingi?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-7043948614103553854?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-36381478564085374422007-03-04T14:49:00.002+08:002007-03-12T00:45:50.574+08:005 uri ng tawa sa text:<br /><br />1. Haha : masayahin<br /><br />2. Hehe : malibog<br /><br />3. Hihi : bruha<br /><br />4. Hoho : santa<br /><br />5. Huhu : iyak na<br /><br />Kaya ikaw mag-ingat ka as pagtawa! Hehe, ay haha pala!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-3638147856408537442?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-39127936777171981472007-03-04T14:49:00.001+08:002007-03-12T00:46:08.767+08:00Theme songs ng mga:<br /><br />Bakla : On Bended Knees<br /><br />Tibo : Im Not A Girl Not Yet A Woman<br /><br />Pilay: Incomplete<br /><br />Baliw: I believe I Can Fly<br /><br />Bobo: Let's Take It Slow<br /><br />Masokista: Hit Me Baby One More Time<br /><br />Mahilig sa orgy: All At Once<br /><br />Nagmamasturbate: All By Myself<br /><br />Mahilig umutang: Run To You<br /><br />Sinisingil sa utang: Runaway<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-3912793677717198147?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-91243353135425093382007-03-04T14:48:00.002+08:002007-03-12T00:48:40.335+08:00Erap: Lintek na ibon, iniputan ako!<br />Bodyguard: Sir, kukuha ako ng toilet paper.<br />Erap: Wag na! Paano mo pupunasan ang pwet nun, nakalipad na! Tanga!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-9124335313542509338?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-45516518482983514012007-03-04T14:48:00.001+08:002007-03-12T00:49:29.261+08:00Shortest fairy tale:<br />Once upon a time, a guy made love to a girl. She got pregnant. He asked the girl: Will you marry me? She said NO. And the guy lived happily ever after.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-4551651848298351401?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-25778658548447161542007-03-04T14:47:00.000+08:002007-03-12T00:49:52.103+08:00Nahipo ng pari ang legs ng mader.<br />Madre: Father, Psalm 129<br />Pari: sori!<br /><br />Paguwi hinanap sa bible ang Psalm 129:<br />"Go higher and find glory..."<br /><br />Pari: Putcha! sayang!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-2577865854844716154?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-68874125650943145512007-03-01T14:34:00.002+08:002007-03-12T00:50:20.880+08:00meron isa rapist... rape nya madre<br />nung haplos nya mukha madre .. pray madre our father<br />ung sa breast.. pray hail mary<br />nung nipasok na.. bgla sabi madre AMEN!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-6887412565094314551?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1167817832669201412007-01-03T17:47:00.000+08:002007-03-12T00:50:43.352+08:00Isang lasing nakakita ng madre na nakaitim. Bigla nyang sinuntok, tinadyakan at binalibag! Bugbog sarado ang madre tapos ... tumawa ang lasing at sinabi "la ka palang binatbat Batman eh! panish!!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116781783266920141?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1167817630767759432007-01-03T17:45:00.000+08:002007-03-12T00:51:12.120+08:00Nurse: Doc, bakit tinanggihan nyo yung pasyente?<br /><br />Doc: Alin, yung bakla?<br /><br />Nurse: Opo. Baka sabihin namimili tayo porket't bading sya.<br /><br />Doc: Ano naman raraspahin ko sa kanya?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116781763076775943?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1167817527506573102007-01-03T17:43:00.000+08:002007-03-12T00:51:57.842+08:00Guest: Magkano room nyo dito?<br /><br />Receptionist: Special o Ordinary?<br /><br />Guest: Ano pagkakaiba?<br /><br />Receptionist: Kapag Special may TV at masahista. Kapag Ordinary naman, yung masahista may TB.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116781752750657310?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1167817368336704142007-01-03T17:40:00.000+08:002007-03-12T00:52:26.652+08:00Dalawang babaeng kaluluwa naguusap:<br />#1: Ano ikinamatay mo?<br />#2: Atake, kasi huli ko asawa ko dala tsiks sa haws namin, hanap ko tsiks sa room, ilalim kama, aparador pati garahe wala. napagod ako kakahanap hinde ko nakita, kaya inatake tuloy ako.<br />#2: Sayang! Kung timingin ka lang sa loob ng refrigerator, buhay pa sana tayong dalawa!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116781736833670414?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1167817155540320232007-01-03T17:34:00.000+08:002007-03-12T00:52:50.860+08:00A nurse came to visit his 3 mental patients:<br /><br />Patient1: (nagbabasa ng encyclopedia)<br /><br />Nurse: wow! improving ka! That's good.<br /><br /><br />Patient2: (nagbabasa ng dictionary)<br /><br />Nurse: cool! ipagpatuloy mo lang yan.<br /><br />Patient3: (nakatayo sa mesa with arms wide open) "Ako ang ilaw!"<br /><br />Nurse: hoy! bumaba ka nga dyan baka mahulog ka. Wala ka pa din pagbabago!<br /><br />Naupo si Patient3 sa upuan. Biglang ...<br /><br />Patient1 &amp; Patient2: Ay brownout?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116781715554032023?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1167816868594423762007-01-03T17:33:00.000+08:002007-03-12T00:53:17.715+08:00ANAK: Tanghali na, bakit kaya ayaw pang lumabas sa kwarto sina mama at papa?<br /><br />INDAY: Ewan, kagabi humingi sila ng petroleum jelly, pero ang naibigay ko Mighty Bond.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116781686859442376?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1167816714492890792007-01-03T17:29:00.000+08:002007-03-12T00:53:54.424+08:00BF: kukunin ko mga bituin at aking ibibigay sa yo.<br /><br />GF: shut up! di mo nga makuha yang kulangot mo! bituin pa?<br /><br />BF: Ay sori, di ko alam na kulangot pala ang gusto mo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116781671449289079?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161445501870619222006-10-21T23:39:00.000+08:002007-03-12T00:54:18.933+08:00Bakla, nagkukwento tungkol sa boyfriend nya.<br /><br />BAKLA: Ang sweet sweet ng bf ko. Bago kami matulog nilalagyan nya ko ng plastic sa mukha pag di na ko makahinga, tinatanggal na nya. Proud ako sa kanya kasi sya nagturo sa akin magtipid. Kapag nga kumakain kami sa labas, ulam lang nya porkchop. Ako ketchup. Ang nakakatuwa pa sa kanya, di sya nanghihingi ng pera, kusa na lang syang kumukuha sa wallet ko. Kaso hiwalay na kami, yung mga kaibigan ko kasi, siniraan sya. Malikot daw kamay, sya lang nagpupunta sa bahay ko nawala yung ref. Iniisip ko naman na-misplace ko lang.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116144550187061922?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161445016262523722006-10-21T23:34:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:44:00.546+08:00Dir Dudung,<br /><br />Anak, nagostuhan namen lahat ng mga pinadala mo pwera lang dun sa Nivea Moisturizing Milk! Nagtae mga kapatid mo! Next time, kape na lang.<br /><br />Lab,<br />Inang<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116144501626252372?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161444817774932562006-10-21T23:30:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:43:36.641+08:00Mga anak (triplets na lalake) : Itay! bili mo kami tig-isang baril!<br /><br />Itay: wow naman! Paglaki nyo palagay ko sundalo kayo noh!<br /><br />(pagkabigay ng baril)<br /><br />Anak: Get ready girls! Charlie's calling!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116144481777493256?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186954165852732006-10-18T23:55:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:43:15.368+08:00If you're upset with someone, put yourself in his shoes and walk a mile. So, when he gets mad, you're a mile away na, you have his shoes pa!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118695416585273?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186916171629432006-10-18T23:54:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:42:51.210+08:00IDD call from Saudi.<br />Husband: Hon, kumusta ang tindahan?<br />Wife: Department store na!<br />Husband: Ang beer house?<br />Wife: KTV Bar na!<br />Husband: Yung tricycle?<br />Wife: Taxi na!<br />Husband: Eh ang 2 nating anak?<br />Wife: Lima na!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118691617162943?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186844891321342006-10-18T23:53:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:42:31.982+08:00Sa kumpisalan.<br />Sexy: Father, kasalanan ba ang hindi pagsusuot ng panty?<br />Father: Oo!<br />Sexy: Paano po yan? Wala akong suot na panty ngayon.<br />Father: Magtambling ka ng 10x papuntang altar!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118684489132134?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186795804219202006-10-18T23:52:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:42:12.415+08:00Bata: Takot ako bunot ipin.<br />Dentist: Huwag matakot. Bibigyan kita ng gamot, pampatapang. (Ininom ang gamot.)<br />Dentist: O, matapang ka na?<br />Bata: Tang ina, sino gagalaw ipin ko, babasagin ko bungo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118679580421920?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186724945694392006-10-18T23:51:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:41:48.668+08:00May ibinulong ang daga sa elepante. Biglang hinimatay ang elepante. Ano ang ibinulong ng daga?<br />Daga: Buntis ako, ikaw ang ama!<br /><br />Dahil hindi makapaniwala ang elepante, dinala niya ang daga sa doktor. Tuwang tuwa ang elepante at masayang ibinulong ang resulta ng ultrasound. Biglang hinimatay ang daga. Ano ang ibinulong ng elepante?<br /><br />Elepante: Ako nga ang ama, at elepante ang anak natin, kambal!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118672494569439?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186584251709262006-10-18T23:49:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:41:28.180+08:00Man: Love, nawawala yung singsing na ibinigay mo sa akin.<br />Wife: Maniac ka kasi, kung saan-saan mo ipinapasok yang daliri mo. Hayan o, nalaglag kanina pag-ihi ni Inday!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118658425170926?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186555934962452006-10-18T23:48:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:41:06.374+08:00Tumatakbo si Erap galing computer room na sinusundan ng staff:<br />"Sir, bakit ka tumatakbo?"<br /><br />Erap: Tatakas ako, sabi kasi ng computer 'press Ctrl then Escape'.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118655593496245?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186493097014462006-10-18T23:47:00.001+08:002007-03-04T14:39:56.357+08:00Erap: Pareng Ronnie, akyat ka sa puno, pisilin mo bunga kung hinog na.<br />FPJ: (umakyat at pinisil ang bunga.) Oo pare, hinog na.<br />Erap: Sige, baba ka na at sungkitin natin.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118649309701446?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186452682664152006-10-18T23:47:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:39:21.202+08:00Nanay: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang bilangin?<br />Anak: Mas bobo si tatay 'nay, kasi narinig ko minsan sabi,<br />"Tama na Inday, hanggang tatlo lang ang kaya ko."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118645268266415?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186383541232942006-10-18T23:45:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:38:52.407+08:00Doctor: Bukod sa akin, may nauna ka bang kinunsulta sa sakit mo?<br />Pasyente: Sa albularyo ho.<br />Doctor: Anong katarantaduhan ang ipinayo sa iyo?<br />Pasyente: Magpunta daw ako sa inyo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118638354123294?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186294828959022006-10-18T23:44:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:38:30.452+08:00Exercise daily keeps your body healthy. Like my lola, she was 75 when started walking 5 miles a day. Now she's 98, and until now, hindi pa umuuwi. Wala ba dyan?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118629482895902?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186257659674022006-10-18T23:43:00.001+08:002007-03-04T14:37:17.708+08:00Sa prusisyon.<br />Pari: Ang mga boys, sunod sa karo ni San Jose, mga girls, sa karo ni Mama Mary.<br />Bakla: Kami father, saan kami susunod?<br />Pari: Mga bruha! Follow me!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118625765967402?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186216994653452006-10-18T23:43:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:36:47.452+08:00Goliat: Pareng Teban, nanalo ka raw sa raffle, isang sakong bigas. Eh, bakit lukot yang mukha mo? Teban: Nanalo nga pero isinaing na pagtanggap ko. Tulungan mo akong ubusin ito ha?!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118621699465345?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186177478242092006-10-18T23:42:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:36:22.439+08:00Man: God, how long is a million years to you?<br />God: A second.<br />Man: How much is $ 1 Million to you?<br />God: A cent.<br />Man: Can I borrow a cent?<br />God: Wait a second. =)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118617747824209?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186112168875372006-10-18T23:40:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:35:56.867+08:00A man cornered by a lion prayed,<br />"Lord, make this lion a Christian."<br />The lion suddenly knelt down and prayed,<br />"Bless this food which I'm about to receive thru Christ our Lord. Amen."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118611216887537?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36243575.post-1161186032735547422006-10-18T23:34:00.000+08:002007-03-04T14:34:05.613+08:00Define Agony:<br /><br />It's like a one armed man hanging at the edge of a cliff by his only arm with his balls devastatingly itchy.<br /><br />Define DEATH:<br /><br />kinamot nya!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"> google_ad_client = "pub-8441499301351422"; google_ad_width = 234; google_ad_height = 60; google_ad_format = "234x60_as"; google_ad_type = "text_image"; google_ad_channel = "8800009018"; google_color_border = "FFFFFF"; google_color_bg = "FFFFFF"; google_color_link = "666666"; google_color_text = "999999"; google_color_url = "5588AA"; </script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"></script><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36243575-116118603273554742?l=txtjokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ewancoonoreply@blogger.com0