txtjoke: a term coined by Filipinos to jokes usually sent through cellphones by the use of short messaging system (SMS) and are usually written in txt-speak.



If you want to contribute a txtjoke, please send an email to txtjokes@gmail.com. You may include your name or url of your blog or website and we will post it here. Enjoy!

16 June 2013

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13 June 2013

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01 June 2013

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Attention Beneficiary:
I hope this email find you well, i have in my Payment list 9.7Million Pounds Overdue Inheritance fund in a Financial Institution were i work as the Head of Remittance Department and i wish to place your name as the next of kin to the above mentioned overdue fund due to the death of the depositor who died in auto-crash along with her family many years ago.
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02 April 2013

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28 February 2013

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19 March 2007

Txt Joke #59 : X Deal

couple talking:
wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
wife : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.
husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?

umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay.
tinanong niya wife niya kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.

wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake ako ng cake.
husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!

Txt Joke #58 : Virgin No More

gf : hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? hindi na ako virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa!
bf : ano? isa lang ah?!
gf : bakit, hindi na ba natin uulitin mamaya?!

TXT Joke #57 : Gold Watch

Street Vendor: "bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito! pag namuti, white gold! pag huminto stopwatch!"