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16 June 2013
13 June 2013
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01 June 2013
Your AiB 9.7M Aib Overdue Fund
Attention Beneficiary:
I hope this email find you well, i have in my Payment list 9.7Million Pounds Overdue Inheritance fund in a Financial Institution were i work as the Head of Remittance Department and i wish to place your name as the next of kin to the above mentioned overdue fund due to the death of the depositor who died in auto-crash along with her family many years ago.
I want you to know that the funds I am referring to is right here in this bank floating in suspense account, therefore I solicit for your cooperation to be in collaboration with me to have this done, it will be transferred into an account you will provide any where in the world. Note, half of the total fund will be for your cooperation and assistance and on hearing from you i shall furnish you with more details.
I will need you to provide the following information urgently to enable the attorney start the processing of all the relevant legal documents for the fund remittance.
1)Name:
2)Address:
3)Tel:
4)Age:
5)Sex:
6)Occupation Status:
Awaiting your quick response,
Madam Betsy L. B.
E-Mail: mrsbetsyblair@yahoo.com.hk
02 April 2013
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28 February 2013
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26 November 2010
Alvin Gamboa invited you to Dropbox
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19 March 2007
Txt Joke #59 : X Deal
couple talking:
wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
wife : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.
husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?
umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay.
tinanong niya wife niya kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.
wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake ako ng cake.
husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!
wife : hon, paki fix naman ilaw sa labas.
husband : hello!? electrician ba ako?
wife : eh di pkigawa na lang hagdan natin.
husband : hello!? karpintero ba ako?
umalis c husband, pagbalik gawa na lahat ng sira sa bahay.
tinanong niya wife niya kung sino gumawa ng trabaho.
wife : kasi kanina a man saw me crying, sabi ko dami sira dito sa bahay. so he offered to help in exhange of either sex or bake ako ng cake.
husband : so pnag-bake mo siya ng cake?
wife : hello?! baker ba ako?!
Txt Joke #58 : Virgin No More
gf : hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? hindi na ako virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa!
bf : ano? isa lang ah?!
gf : bakit, hindi na ba natin uulitin mamaya?!
bf : ano? isa lang ah?!
gf : bakit, hindi na ba natin uulitin mamaya?!
TXT Joke #57 : Gold Watch
Street Vendor: "bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito! pag namuti, white gold! pag huminto stopwatch!"
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