txtjoke: a term coined by Filipinos to jokes usually sent through cellphones by the use of short messaging system (SMS) and are usually written in txt-speak.



If you want to contribute a txtjoke, please send an email to txtjokes@gmail.com. You may include your name or url of your blog or website and we will post it here. Enjoy!

16 June 2013

Goodbye from our Newsletter

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This is the last email you will receive from us. We have added you to our
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administrator.

Thank you

13 June 2013

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Dear Webmaster,
While navigating your website, we noticed you host advertising spaces.

We are contacting you because we would like to introduce our digital services for Web Publishers.

We are able to purchase any advertsing space (ad unit) you may have available or unsold. Our RTB technology purchases your impressions CPM based on your website surfers behavior.
SOME OF YOUR ADVANTAGES:
 
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Are you approved by Adsense? Increase your income by adding the 4th DoubleClick Ad Unit in each page.
 
Does your website generate millions of impressions? A dedicated account manager will work with you to optimize your income.
 
Pass-Back Tag: If you are eligible, we purchase only the impressions according to your requested minimum CPM.
 
No Exclusive Contract: Our system enables full compatibility with your usual ad providers.
 
…and much more…
 
OxaMedia is a Global Adnetwork of Advertisers and Publishers.

The OxaMedia RTB Technology offers the opportunity for registered Publishers to sell their impressions based on the website users behavior.
In the list on the left you can find some of the many advantages that we guarantee to our publishers.

If you wish to learn more about us or to register, please click here, or contact our Support Team .

We are always available to respond to any information requests and we hope to have you among our Top Publishers as soon as possible.

Thank you for your consideration and we apologize for any inconvenience this e-mail may have caused you.

Best Regards,

OxaMedia Publisher Team


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01 June 2013

Your AiB 9.7M Aib Overdue Fund

Attention Beneficiary:
I hope this email find you well, i have in my Payment list 9.7Million Pounds Overdue Inheritance fund in a Financial Institution were i work as the Head of Remittance Department and i wish to place your name as the next of kin to the above mentioned overdue fund due to the death of the depositor who died in auto-crash along with her family many years ago.
I want you to know that the funds I am referring to is right here in this bank floating in suspense account, therefore I solicit for your cooperation to be in collaboration with me to have this done, it will be transferred into an account you will provide any where in the world. Note, half of the total fund will be for your cooperation and assistance and on hearing from you i shall furnish you with more details.
I will need you to provide the following information urgently to enable the attorney start the processing of all the relevant legal documents for the fund remittance.
1)Name:
2)Address:
3)Tel:
4)Age:
5)Sex:
6)Occupation Status:
Awaiting your quick response,
Madam Betsy L. B.
E-Mail: mrsbetsyblair@yahoo.com.hk

02 April 2013

Increase your website income

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Dear Webmaster,
While navigating your website, we noticed you host advertising spaces.

We are contacting you because we would like to introduce our digital services for Web Publishers.

We are able to purchase any advertsing space (ad unit) you may have available or unsold. Our RTB technology purchases your impressions CPM based on your website surfers behavior.
SOME OF YOUR ADVANTAGES:
 
$ 25.00 Credit Bonus to register your website.
 
CPM: Your Ad Units are sold CPM, based on your website surfers behavior, in Real Time Bidding.
 
Are you approved by Adsense? Increase your income by adding the 4th DoubleClick Ad Unit in each page.
 
Does your website generate millions of impressions? A dedicated account manager will work with you to optimize your income.
 
Pass-Back Tag: If you are eligible, we purchase only the impressions according to your requested minimum CPM.
 
No Exclusive Contract: Our system enables full compatibility with your usual ad providers.
 
…and much more…
 
OxaMedia is a Global Adnetwork of Advertisers and Publishers.

The OxaMedia RTB Technology offers the opportunity for registered Publishers to sell their impressions based on the website users behavior.
In the list on the left you can find some of the many advantages that we guarantee to our publishers.

If you wish to learn more about us or to register, please click here, or contact our Support Team .

We are always available to respond to any information requests and we hope to have you among our Top Publishers as soon as possible.

Thank you for your consideration and we apologize for any inconvenience this e-mail may have caused you.

Best Regards,

OxaMedia Publisher Team


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28 February 2013

Increase your website income

Not received in your language? Click here:

Dear Webmaster,
While navigating your website, we noticed you host advertising spaces.

We are contacting you because we would like to introduce our digital services for Web Publishers.

We are able to purchase any advertsing space (ad unit) you may have available or unsold. Our RTB technology purchases your impressions CPM based on your website surfers behavior.
SOME OF YOUR ADVANTAGES:
 
$ 25.00 Credit Bonus to register your website.
 
CPM: Your Ad Units are sold CPM, based on your website surfers behavior, in Real Time Bidding.
 
Are you approved by Adsense? Increase your income by adding the 4th DoubleClick Ad Unit in each page.
 
Does your website generate millions of impressions? A dedicated account manager will work with you to optimize your income.
 
Pass-Back Tag: If you are eligible, we purchase only the impressions according to your requested minimum CPM.
 
No Exclusive Contract: Our system enables full compatibility with your usual ad providers.
 
…and much more…
 
OxaMedia is a Global Adnetwork of Advertisers and Publishers.

The OxaMedia RTB Technology offers the opportunity for registered Publishers to sell their impressions based on the website users behavior.
In the list on the left you can find some of the many advantages that we guarantee to our publishers.

If you wish to learn more about us or to register, please click here, or contact our Support Team .

We are always available to respond to any information requests and we hope to have you among our Top Publishers as soon as possible.

Thank you for your consideration and we apologize for any inconvenience this e-mail may have caused you.

Best Regards,

OxaMedia Publisher Team


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