txtjoke: a term coined by Filipinos to jokes usually sent through cellphones by the use of short messaging system (SMS) and are usually written in txt-speak.



If you want to contribute a txtjoke, please send an email to txtjokes@gmail.com. You may include your name or url of your blog or website and we will post it here. Enjoy!

03 January 2007

TXT Joke #22 : Mental Patients

A nurse came to visit his 3 mental patients:

Patient1: (nagbabasa ng encyclopedia)

Nurse: wow! improving ka! That's good.


Patient2: (nagbabasa ng dictionary)

Nurse: cool! ipagpatuloy mo lang yan.

Patient3: (nakatayo sa mesa with arms wide open) "Ako ang ilaw!"

Nurse: hoy! bumaba ka nga dyan baka mahulog ka. Wala ka pa din pagbabago!

Naupo si Patient3 sa upuan. Biglang ...

Patient1 & Patient2: Ay brownout?!

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