txtjoke: a term coined by Filipinos to jokes usually sent through cellphones by the use of short messaging system (SMS) and are usually written in txt-speak.



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04 March 2007

TXT Joke #38 : Common Filipino Mistakes

Common Filipino Mistakes:

1. "ale, pabiling colgate, yung closeup"
- adik ka sa toothpaste?

2. "sarado mo pinto! lalabas ang aircon"
- sosyal, may paa?

3. "yaya, salubungin mo ang skul bus ni junior"
- tama yan! pasagasaan mo!

4. "anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan ha"
- patayin din si junior!

5. "tinuka ako ng ahas!"
- manok ba ito? may tuka?!

6. "may tonsil ako"
- kami rin :p

7. "may candy ako, ayaw mo?"
- offer ba yan?

8. "tulog ka na?"
- malaman mo pa kaya kung oo?

9. "lowbat ako eh"
- de baterya ka rin?

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