Common Filipino Mistakes:
1. "ale, pabiling colgate, yung closeup"
- adik ka sa toothpaste?
2. "sarado mo pinto! lalabas ang aircon"
- sosyal, may paa?
3. "yaya, salubungin mo ang skul bus ni junior"
- tama yan! pasagasaan mo!
4. "anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan ha"
- patayin din si junior!
5. "tinuka ako ng ahas!"
- manok ba ito? may tuka?!
6. "may tonsil ako"
- kami rin :p
7. "may candy ako, ayaw mo?"
- offer ba yan?
8. "tulog ka na?"
- malaman mo pa kaya kung oo?
9. "lowbat ako eh"
- de baterya ka rin?
txtjoke: a term coined by Filipinos to jokes usually sent through cellphones by the use of short messaging system (SMS) and are usually written in txt-speak.
If you want to contribute a txtjoke, please send an email to txtjokes@gmail.com. You may include your name or url of your blog or website and we will post it here. Enjoy!
If you want to contribute a txtjoke, please send an email to txtjokes@gmail.com. You may include your name or url of your blog or website and we will post it here. Enjoy!
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