txtjoke: a term coined by Filipinos to jokes usually sent through cellphones by the use of short messaging system (SMS) and are usually written in txt-speak.



If you want to contribute a txtjoke, please send an email to txtjokes@gmail.com. You may include your name or url of your blog or website and we will post it here. Enjoy!

04 March 2007

TXT Joke #43 : Coke or Pepsi

Dad: anak, bili mo ko softdrinks

Anak: coke o pepsi?

Dad: coke

Anak: Diet or regular?

Dad: regular

Anak: bote o can?

Dad: bote

Anak: 8oz o litro?

Dad: PUNYETA! tubig na lang!

Anak: natural o mineral?

Dad: mineral

Anak: malamig o hindi?

Dad: hampasin kaya kita ng walis!

Anak: tambo o tingting?

Dad: animal ka!

Anak: baka o baboy?

Dad: layas!

Anak: ngayon o bukas?

Dad: ngayon na!

Anak: hatid mo ko o hindi?

Dad: patayin kaya kita!

Anak: sasaksakin mo o babarilin?

Dad: babarilin!

Anak: Sa ulo o tyan?

Dad: peste!

Anak: ipis o daga?

Dad: ngee!

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