Dad: anak, bili mo ko softdrinks
Anak: coke o pepsi?
Dad: coke
Anak: Diet or regular?
Dad: regular
Anak: bote o can?
Dad: bote
Anak: 8oz o litro?
Dad: PUNYETA! tubig na lang!
Anak: natural o mineral?
Dad: mineral
Anak: malamig o hindi?
Dad: hampasin kaya kita ng walis!
Anak: tambo o tingting?
Dad: animal ka!
Anak: baka o baboy?
Dad: layas!
Anak: ngayon o bukas?
Dad: ngayon na!
Anak: hatid mo ko o hindi?
Dad: patayin kaya kita!
Anak: sasaksakin mo o babarilin?
Dad: babarilin!
Anak: Sa ulo o tyan?
Dad: peste!
Anak: ipis o daga?
Dad: ngee!
txtjoke: a term coined by Filipinos to jokes usually sent through cellphones by the use of short messaging system (SMS) and are usually written in txt-speak.
If you want to contribute a txtjoke, please send an email to txtjokes@gmail.com. You may include your name or url of your blog or website and we will post it here. Enjoy!
If you want to contribute a txtjoke, please send an email to txtjokes@gmail.com. You may include your name or url of your blog or website and we will post it here. Enjoy!
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